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The bus ride on the 373 would normally take 30 minutes, but it ended up taking close to an hour, all because of a drunk who decided to take a nap in the aisle. I’m talking about my bus ride from central Sydney to Coogee, a beachside suburb where I’m currently staying.

It was rush hour, and the bus was packed. All of sudden, I heard a ruckus coming from the front of the bus involving an intoxicated man who was falling over passengers. He had had a few too many drinks and was barely able to stand. When one of the passengers offered his seat to the staggering man, the drunk became belligerent and proceeded to lie down right in the aisle blocking the front door. This caused the bus driver to stop bus and radio for police assistance.

There we sat and stood, wondering how this unfortunate saga would end when suddenly another 373 pulled up. All the passengers on our bus immediately exited through the back door and boarded the newly arrived bus. Unfortunately, the drunk decided to follow us. Just when it seemed like the whole thing was going to repeat, the driver of bus number 2 slammed the door right in the drunkard’s face and started to drive. All the passengers broke out in cheers. The bus reached my destination without further incident. 
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Here’s a cute picture of a toddler encountering
a Wallaby near Cataract Gorge just
outside Launceston, Tasmania
Here’s a cute picture of a toddler encountering
a Wallaby near Cataract Gorge just
outside Launceston, Tasmania

One fellow in Pennsylvania decided to take decisive action when he discovered the theft of his jello from the office refrigerator. Not one to ignore this common workplace occurrence, the man reported the incident to the local police department. An investigation is currently underway, but it’s unclear whether the culprit will ever be apprehended. I suggest they use DNA analysis. It always seems to work on TV. 

Here’s more from Banksy. In this video, a group of what appears to be Islamist rebels are seen shooting down Dumbo and then shouting “Allahu Akbar,” which roughly translates as “God is Great.” It’s a spoof of recent videos showing Syrian rebels shooting down government jets and helicopters. 


Movie trailers for the summer are already out. Here’s one that looks promising. 

One can only guess how this pony got on Berlin’s S-Bahn (subway) last Thursday. Most passengers are unimpressed by the unusual traveler, but the situation is bizarre enough for a few people to whip out their cell phones and take pictures. The pony appears to be well-behaved; nevertheless, large animals are prohibited on Berlin’s transit system. Transit authorities issued the pony’s companion a warning but no fine. It’s unclear whether the pony had a valid transit ticket. 

This video has been around awhile, but it still brings a smile to my face. 

Very funny!